The Break-Up!
After a long, hard day at work, I came home today to find a woman standing in my kitchen. As I got closer I realized that the woman was none other than my fake husband! So not only have I had to put up with his constant cheating (reference) now he’s cross-dressing. I wouldn’t even have a problem with the cross-dressing but it was MY dress that he stole from MY inventory and the worst part about this whole thing was, IT LOOKED BETTER ON HIM! 
So after much yelling and dress snatching, I kicked him out and we are no longer partnered. That didn’t last very long, did it? Ah well, just wasn’t meant to be, I suppose. The break-up was inevitable.
It has definitely been an interesting week and a half being partnered to Mr. Ewan Mureaux. Not only did I receive numerous IMs from people telling me how much he is cheating on me (lol) but I continuously laughed my ass off whenever we chatted.
This is how we ended our fake marriage:
Strawberry Singh: It was a great week and half being partnered to you. I’m glad you trolled me. <3
Ewan Mureaux: I know it was fake but it's sad
Strawberry Singh: lol, why are you sad? You gained a friend that will always go along with all your trolling cuz I am a troll myself! 😛
Ewan Mureaux: Yeah just hope you remember me when you're off with Manberry doing self love
Strawberry Singh: hahahahaha, doubt it....Manberry IS kinda hot! And he doesn’t wear womens clothes!!!
Ewan Mureaux: bitch please
Ewan Mureaux: have you seen me?
LOL perfect ending to the most bratty fake relationship I’ve ever been in. Thank you Ewan for giving me a fun and flirty week. I may have lost a fake husband, but I’ve gained a fabulous new shopping buddy! <3
Now that we both are single and free, I thought I would tell you guys that Mr. Mureaux has currently put himself up for auction at the Mingle event. Yes, you can bid on him and win him and torture him and do whatever else you please. He’s yours to have fun with and let me tell you, he really is a lot of fun! For more information about the Mingle event, check out this post and then take the SLurl to the auction.
All of my fake marriage adventures were filed under “Shenanigans”
Hope you guys enjoyed reading these posts as much as I enjoyed doing them! <3
Credits:
What Ewan is wearing:
Outfit 1
Skin: Belleza – Cooper Pale 2
Hair: Magika – Never (Pack 02)
Eyes: IKON – Promise Eyes – Clarity
Outfit: Bare Rose – Flat Pink Blodwen
Boots: Arwen’s Creations- Tall Laced Boot Leather Embossed
Ribbon: Bare Rose – Rika Pink Ribbon (part of Rika outfit)
Outfit 2
Skin: Belleza – Cooper Pale 2
Hair: Magicka – Never (Pack 02)
Eyes: IKON – Promise Eyes – Clarity
Hands: Slink Male Hands (Relax /Grip)
Outfit: Bare Rose – Flat Wintriam
What I’m wearing:
*Skin: -Glam Affair – Mokatana – Jamaica 01 E by Aida Ewing
*Hair: TRUTH HAIR Yelena by Truth Hawks
*Top: Zaara : 2 Mishti tank *ash* by Zaara Kohime
*Coat: …Mutresse… Gnus Coat – [XS] by Eeky Cioc (@ FaMESHed)
*Skirt: Maitreya Mesh Pencil Skirt Lth2 * XXS Charcoal by Onyx LeShelle
*Ring: (Kunglers Extra) TDRF 032 – ring silver – L by Avagardner Kungler
*Mesh Hands: Slink Avatar Enhancement Hands by Siddean Munro
*Mesh Feet: Slink Female Feet (AvEnhance) S – Mid by Siddean Munro
*Shoes: [L.Warwick] Aurora -Platform Heels- Noir by Lindsey Warwick
Ewan’s House: ROOST – Lake Side ‘Basement’ house by RoostHomes
Ewan’s Kichen: Dutchie’s complete interactive kitchen by Froukje Hoorenbeek
Location in last picture: LE.LOOK!
All of the images in this post are raw shots, I just cropped and resized.
One word…Alimony! or SLalimony. Take him to the cleaners! 😀
It was the best of times it was the worst of times.
Oh well, as long as you got your dress back, it’s all good then! LOL
This was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time! What a great story!
I love this epic show! Ya’ll need more episodes I’d so TiVo this. Will and Grace Second Life version ♥
haha aww cute blog! :3
Hilarious! Thank you for the laughter 🙂
NOO!!! Say it ain’t so! How will I go on? This is even more sad than Brad and Jennifer. I’m gonna need some fake ice cream.
Oh, Ghod! (laughing)
Reading about your “fake” marriage has been hilarious. I only wish it would have lasted a little longer.
That’ so funny. Your ex fake husband looks great in pink, reminds me a little of the artist Grayson Perry. He loves ribbons and frills too. Well really wish you both luck in your renewed search for virtual love but I hope Ewan finds his trousers before his next date.
Oh, of course. 10 days until Valentine’s Day. *shakes my head at the timing*
Aww that is a shame, I liked the fake story of you guys. But maybe Ewan will guest visit again one day in a dress or whatever lol Wish you both a lot of fun.
i so enjoy your blogs, not only is it informative, educational, but funny as hell…now what is trolling? ok i am slow what can i say….i am old but willing to learn and not ashamed to ask!
enjoy your vacation …love majik
Brilliant as ever Strawberry, loved the fake partner posts really made me laugh. Always so much fun to have in SL… thank you for making us smile xxxxxxxx
A femboy friend of mine once showed me link to Femboy Hunt event on SL. I am thinking that someday Mr. Ewan Mureaux should be a guest blogger especially for this event. 😀 They have nice outfits and stuffs.
Among all lovely/funny things in this post Mr. Mureaux’s house got all my attention. Super lovely.
“So after much yelling and dress snatching…”
I would have paid good money to see that bitchfight…
Slink nails to ‘pointed’, aaaand they’re off! Oooh, Berry lands a nasty scratch to Ewan’s left cheekbone, but he retaliates by grabbing her in a half-nelson and breaking off one of her stiletto heels! Incapacitated (and sobbing; they’re her favourite fake!Manolos) she screeches and yanks at Ewan’s hair, ending up with a handful of blond wig. I gotta tell ya, this is intense; Ewan’s lippy just got smudged and now he’s MAD! He makes a grab for Berry’s purse and swings it around, making contact with the side of her face and, folks, she’s seeing stars! And, oh dear me, no. Things just got VERY serious, viewers. Ewan’s taking off his earrings…
well this only shows this never was a fake relationship to begin with…. because 90% of those only last a week!!
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I’m happy you guys enjoyed my fake marriage adventures! 😛
Skell…I died laughing, LOLOLOL! <3
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