Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I’ve never actually written to you before since my family has never celebrated Christmas, but now that I’m an adult, I figured I should be allowed to make my own decisions? Right? Well, I do sometimes.

I understand you’re the man who knows how to get me things. But of course, like any typical man, you have your conditions. I have to be nice? I think I’m a pretty nice person. I haven’t planned any murders (recently) or tortured any people (unless they like that sort of thing). Also, I took the psychopath test and I’m only 9% on the spectrum, that’s gotta be good, right?

My boyfriend does say that I’m a naughty girl. However, he doesn’t have any kind of psychology degree and aside from that one psych 101 class he claims to have taken his first year, I don’t believe he has the training or expertise to label me as naughty. At least not naughty enough to not get any christmas presents.

Anyhow, I digress. The point is, I deserve some presents dammit! I don’t have a lot of requests, just a few things. Thank you in advance.

Berry’s Christmas Wish List: (RL & SL)

1. A sim – I dunno what I would do with it, but I think I want one. Perhaps I’ll open up my own mesh penis store.
2. Zaara Kohime‘s and Damien Fate‘s talent – Just give it to me, I don’t think they will need it.
3. Digital Camera – Any camera on this list will do. I promise I’ll try not to break it this time.
4. Chocolate – This doesn’t need to be explained.
5. To never have an ear infection again – Apparently it’s a known fact that people with smaller ears are more prone to ear infections. This is what I have been told anyways. This is also why, ever year, I get an ear infection, cuz my ears are abnormally small (thanks mom). I hate them, they HURT. Please make this yearly cycle stop somehow.
6. I wanna see a UFO – Just so I can tell people that I saw a UFO. I think you’re the man that can make this happen.
7. More Likes on my Facebook Page – Cuz I’m kind of obsessed with numbers.
8. Ranveer Singh – He’s got the same last name as me and the most amazing facial hair, how can I not? Also, don’t mention this one to BF.
9. A billion linden dollars! – Am I allowed to ask for money? I dunno how these lists work.
10. Lots of love, happiness and success for all! – And I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season. <3

Hugs and kisses,
Strawberry Singh

P.S. sorry I ate all the cookies.

Credits:
What ManBerry is wearing:
Skin: Fruk – Jeremy skin shade 6 Black by Chucky Hollak
Hair: Dura The 3th year Anniversary hair(Dark Brown) by Chiaki Xue (Resized)
Tattoo Facial Hair: –Entente– Facial Hair B – Beard Un – Black – Bald by Guarinot
*Outfit: FATEwear – Warner – Crossed by Damien Fate (blog)
Mesh Hands: Slink Male Hands (AvEnhance) – Relax by Siddean Munro

What Strawberry Singh is wearing:
*Skin: [PXL] MIA ~BlackLabel~ SK PALE MEB by Hart Larrson (flickr)
*Hair: [elikatira] Early – Brown 11 – by Elikapeka Tiramisu (resized) (no longer available)
Outfit: FATEwear – Warner – Polkadot by Damien Fate (blog)
*Mesh Hands: Slink Avatar Enhancement Hands – Relaxed – Small by Siddean Munro

Decor & Pose:
*Tree: Trompe Loeil – Holiday 2013 Tree Natural – Scripted Lights by Cory Edo (@ FaMESHed)
Gift Boxes: What Next Gift Boxes by Winter Thorn
*Pose: {.:exposeur:.} Ain’t We Got Fun by RubyStarlight Writer