Male Fashion – Gahum Riptide

Male Fashion - Gahum Riptide

Gahum is evil. Thank you, that is all.

Male Fashion - Gahum Riptide

Ok but srsly I first noticed Gahum a few years ago on plurk and I found him to be really funny and bratty. Then I heard him on voice inworld and I just fell in LOVE! I offered to have his babies and even dump Mr. Revolution for him but he refused and said and I will quote: “I don’t like the vaginas.”

So then I was like well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me for having a VAGINA! SRSLY! So then I made him into my pretend sl brother and he does what all brothers do well, he tortures me at every given opportunity. Any time he can, he will come into my plurks to harass, torment or just call me mango! So as you can see folks, he’s a big time pooface and I really can’t stand him! I hate him almost as much as I hate Mr. Jefferson…or perhaps the same, which I thought would be quite impossible.

Male Fashion - Gahum Riptide

While I was shooting his pictures I tried to make him look as ugly as possible but it was kinda hard. These pictures were taken on his home sim where he’s done quite a bit of beautiful landscaping. Gahum seems to have quite the green thumb and is always plurking about gardening in RL and then occasionally he’ll plurk about really random and obscure flowers and plants sharing all sorts of details about them while I sit back and laugh at his dorkyness.

A few things I DO like about Gahum is his straight-forward honesty. He’s also got this “don’t really care what you think or do” attitude which I just love about him. He does his own thing and he’s quite the force to be reckoned with. He’s also extremely intelligent.

BTW, why are so many hot and smart guys gay??? WHY??? What’s wrong with vaginas DAMMIT?

I would thank Gahum for posing for me but since I hate his guts I’ll just post his credits below. <3 What Gahum is wearing:
Hair: RAW HOUSE – “Orlando” (DkBrown 01)
Skin: DNA cloning facility – “Jack” (Type 3, sideburns 2)
Eyes: Ibanez – “ColorGlow Eyes” (prim eyes: Celebros Left, Ithilien Right)
Cigarette: Trailerstar – “bent”
Shirt: Sey – “Roll up shirts-WS” (Embroide-Black)
Chest & Arm Hair: EDDesign – “Hairy Chest Look, Muscular ABS” (Type – 2 1, Arm Hair 8)
Tattoo: Tiki Tattoo – “Tubuai” (viewer 2 version)
Jeans: no.07 – “Epta”
Shoes: Gos – “GTFO Shoes in black”
Poses: Diesel Works

7 thoughts on “Male Fashion – Gahum Riptide

  1. ooh Great job at UGLIFYING him… and I need to hear him on voice too!! Brothers are SO annoying

  2. He is deliciously evil, right? That’s why i love him! :D

  3. Evil is an understatement…

  4. Renee Harvy says:

    So very unfair :( Maybe next time make him wear a bag over his head. And his clothes. And his sim. An ugly bag!

  5. Well isn’t he yummy… :)

  6. Zomg! the two different colored eyes thing is like David Bowie! yummm!! :DDD <3

  7. He is really hot.
    You did a bad job trying to turn him ugly…LOL!
    I love your blog!

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